“Oh neat. My story is similar involving a toilet and pee.
Had just moved in with my girlfriend (knew she was awesome already) and her mother had gotten her a kitten for her birthday.
I was taking a pee while she was doing something that ladies do in the mirror. Our new kitten jumped up onto the toilet seat to get a closer look at my piss stream. He had done this before, but the seat was down that time. This time I had lifted up the toilet seat like a good boyfriend. Uh oh! Kitten go’s sploosh into the toilet mid stream!. I’m trying my best to avoid hitting our poor kitty with pee. Kitty is trying his best to jump out of the toilet, piss water is splashing everywhere. My girlfriend begins laughing, I begin laughing. Laughing when you piss hurts. Piss and panic is spreading. I have no idea what the fuck to do. I’m just holding my dick. Kitty escapes the toilet. I’m trying to empty the rest of my bladder into the toilet, not the floor. The girlfriend goes after the kitty who’s now spreading piss water all over our apartment. Without hesitation she chases down and catches kitty. She has my piss all over her hands. Not a care in the world. Just pure laughter and control of the situation. Kitty goes in the sink an gets a bath. I’m laughing and in love. That moment was when I knew she was going to be my wife.
That was 5 years ago. We’ve been married for a year and half now. Kitty is fine!”
I found this immensely cute for some reason.
(Source: reddit.com)
