If ultra-conservatives bought condoms they’d probably be outraged.
Don’t worry, I only bought them as a long-term contingency, on the philosophy “better to have them and not need them, than to need them and not have them.”
Wouldn’t want you to suspect I have a sex lifeAlso, as a side note, I fail to see why people find buying condoms difficult. Are you really that concerned whether the person at the counter is going to judge you? If anything, they’re probably judging you positively for being safe. Unless they’re an ultra-conservative. In which case, fuck what they think of you. They’re an ultra-conservative.
If people are as bashful in real life about buying condoms as the internet would leave me to believe, humanity is in a sad state. I’ve never bought them before, and I’m fucking mildly autistic, and I didn’t have any issues. Are we that immature?
I never got that either.
I’m always proud to buy condoms.
“Who’s having sex?”
“This guy”
