March 2012
128 posts
February 2012
305 posts
“I’m part English and part Irish, so I’m actually Scottish.”
– Girl at school who was actually being serious (via transhumanisticpanspermia)
So that’s how that works…..
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Watchmycoffeemuse:
yukihira:
olliebearr:
joshishollywood:
what the fuck did I just watch
Her mother should have swallowed.
Hard to believe that she was the fastest sperm of them all….
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dumbthingswhitepplsay:
STFU, White Liberals!: My brother knows racism before he’s even 16. Fuck everyone
minorgatsby:
queerhairyvag:
Welp! That’s great! Gonna rant now! AS USUAL WHAT ELSE IS NEW
Before he was 8, things were fine and dandy and he’s a happy adorable snotrag!
He isin’t treated any differently and if he is, he’s too young to notice at the time.
He’s 10. He’s talented...
struckbythewishingspell:
THIS IS A PICTURE OF MY BUTT!!!!! no but really my underwear is just cute.
disclaimer: i don’t have a butt.
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Always reblog sam’s butt.
My Top 5 Albums of the Past Year
venividivincent:
With the year coming to a close I just thought I’d give a retrospective of what moved me this year. These aren’t necessarily albums that came out in 2011, but ones that I personally discovered/rediscovered and were somehow relevant or inspirational to me. So here we go, in no particular order:
Album: Somewhere at the Bottom of the River Between Vega and Altair Artist: La...
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“True gender equality is actually perceived as inequality. A group that is made...”
– Lucy, When Worlds Collide: Fandom and Male Privilege. (via seaofbadstories)
“People aren’t either wicked or noble. They’re like chef’s salads, with good...”
– Lemony Snicket (via fitzandizzyspells)
Kiwi.
I'm sorry.
“It’s all about personal empowerment, and personal empowerment means...”
– Terence McKenna. (via pansythelion)
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Looking at all these beautiful cymbals and crying...
wombatfractal:
redsuspenders:
i am transcontinental
i identify as a railroad
could be a great rap line:
I’m motherfuckin international
i got a million hoes
I am motherfuckin transcontinental
identify as a railroad
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Republicans: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Republicans: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Republicans: No.
I need a song that feels like it's about sex.
all-hail-theheartbreaker:
hypoallergeniccannibals:
all-hail-theheartbreaker:
I don’t tend to like songs that are actually lyrically about sex. I like the music that accompanies the lyrics, which could be about anything, to make me feel that sensation.
I want the music to speak, not words. Words can only say so much.
Not even like typical, “this sounds like sex” music.
It has to feel...
I need a song that feels like it's about sex.
all-hail-theheartbreaker:
I don’t tend to like songs that are actually lyrically about sex. I like the music that accompanies the lyrics, which could be about anything, to make me feel that sensation.
I want the music to speak, not words. Words can only say so much.
Not even like typical, “this sounds like sex” music.
It has to feel like it to me, and I’m not finding that. It may not feel...
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I found this on reddit, it was about when you knew...
“Oh neat. My story is similar involving a toilet and pee.
Had just moved in with my girlfriend (knew she was awesome already) and her mother had gotten her a kitten for her birthday.
I was taking a pee while she was doing something that ladies do in the mirror. Our new kitten jumped up onto the toilet seat to get a closer look at my piss stream. He had done this before, but the seat...
spook-city-usa asked: I think the way you & your...
mycoffeemuse:
windatyourfeels:
karnythia:
dumbthingswhitepplsay:
go jump off something
also lol at racism being 7 generations ago
if y’all crackers were so awesome you’d learn math and history
*waits for allies to collect their cousin*
Mass reporting time now?
I don’t want to collect this one. I’m pretty sure they would leave a nasty stain and smell on the seat they so greatly need...
Ego Death - What it's like and how to function...
disregardeverythingisay:
What it’s like:
Ego death is the highest level of psychedelic experience along side Hallucinations and Entity contact and exists in different forms even outside of psychedelics that can be reached through sensory deprivation tanks, meditation or simply being asleep / unconscious as any loss of self can technically be characterized as Ego death but here I am only going...
